One good thing about going to work @ Wal-mart

I have had good days, and bad days, in my brief new 'career' at Wal-mart. As the title says, one good thing about going back to work is.......I have lost 15 pounds. My 'big boy' pants are loose, and my size 54 belt is loose too; it can't hold up my pants snug. There's always a silver lining.

Gasoline in Rantoul is $3.79/gal. I don't know what else to say about it. If we're not in a recession, we're durn close.

Here's a couple of laughs for you.

7th grade teacher addressing her class:
"During the performance half of you were sleeping, half of you were talking, and the other half of you were flat out being rude!"

My favorite so far this year:
A sign advertising potato chips at a gas station in Cottage Grove, Minnesota

2 LAYS FOR $1

Til next time, keep your stick on the ice.